Damn, he really was one of the greats. During their 1978 US tour, they played the Spectrum and I had gotten backstage passes from one of my buddies.
Keith was incoherent before and after the show, but he was unbelieveable during. He could play almost anything no matter how wasted he was. He must have drunk a fifth of whiksey before the show and you'd never have known it. Mick was being Mick.
But Charlie was laid back. He knew what he had going was great and that he was the "normal" guy in the band. So when he asked us if we had seen the butthole strippers, I assumed this was some kind fo slang term for spicy food. But he was serious - he wanted to know where teh butthols strippers where, and he wasn't backing down. He was pretty stoned that night, so I tried to get him to lie down for a few but he wasnt having any of it.
He stared wandering aroudn backstage screaming about the butthole strippers who stood him up, to the point that mick asked him what the fuck he was yelling about. He explained that he had heard about these girls in philly who stripped and would then rub
their buttholes in your face, and he had ordered tow of them to come up preshow.
As it turned out, i figured out who he was talking about. There was a pair of strippers that would wander around independence square, offering to "give you liberty" from your money, and this was something they had invented. I called Tommy Finschwable up and told him that he needed to get them to the spectrum asap.
They showed up about 20 min bfeore the show started. Gave Charlie a lap dance and then a face dance, and he spent the whole show drumming with a big smile on his face. I looked at Mick and said, "now there's a real shit eating grin."